THRILLED to announce that Publishers Weekly has awarded The Truth Commission its third starred review. Am only just barely stopping myself from wearing three stars around on my face for the weekend. The only thing holding me back is that I don’t have any star stickers. I may just have to go get some. This is a moment to be relished. I could wear my self-esteem stars to the gym and people would say: “So are you wearing those face stars because you finally went to the gym after three weeks?” To which I would reply, “No, but now that you mention it, I should probably put three more stars on my face to commemorate this occasion.”
Sigh. Thanks, Publishers Weekly.