Please note: I love hearing from those of you who read this blog (and/or my books) and I will write you back.
If you’ve written and haven’t heard from me it’s because my message was bounced back (something to do with your computer settings rendering me persona non grata) or because your message was a bit scary and I’m afraid to reply… Nothing personal, of course. Luckily, scary messages are few and far between and most of the time they don’t even seem personal:
“Dear website operator,
I am inmate #1254678 at San Bernadino Regional Correction Facility, but you can call me Dan. I am looking for pen pals who are willing to travel…”
Sometimes it might take me a while to get back to you because I’ve got quite an active schedule, what with speculating about why Shandi didn’t win America’s Next Top Model and why some of the people on American Idol are popular in spite of having no discernable singing talent (at least compared to the most phenomenal Idol contestant ever: Fantasia Barrino). But I will write back… Oops! I have to go. Flick that D#*! is at it again…