Yesterday I managed to hit no less than three vehicles parked near the tennis courts with stray, space-bound tennis balls. This is probably some kind of record. My spastic backhand may not be the last word in accuracy, but there’s no denying its power. I should probably refresh my self-defence skills in case an owner flies into a rage over the barely noticeable dents in their automobile. Good thing I’ll have a racket handy!
Also, thanks to the librarians and excellent students from Hazelton. You all asked great questions and were a terrific audience who had to walk a long distance in the rain to get to the reading. That kind of dedication touches my heart. So much so that I promise never to play tennis near your cars.
Tomorrow: Smithers Senior Secondary and Smithers Public Library!