I’ve just heard that the casting call is Canada-wide, but it’s not open. I think this means that you need an agent. And 8 x 10 glossies. And acting lessons. Etc. The actors among you probably know what that means.
I still don’t know whether the producers and casting agent will visit Northern BC, but I’ll let you know when I find out. As you’ve probably figured out, I don’t know anything.
For those of you who’ve been practicing your Alice moves (getting your teeth chipped in preparation, wearing thrift store finds, making acidic comments about the sixties) I’m really sorry. But remember that no effort is wasted. Well, some kinds of effort can be wasted. For instance, any time spent at the video gaming terminal is pretty much gone forever, but creative work will only make you better and more interesting.
If I ever write an Alice play, I promise my casting call will be open. I’ll hold auditions on the street. At bus stops and cafes and outside A&W;: places where THE PEOPLE gather. I will allow men and women, young and old to audition. And when people tell me to get lost, that they want nothing to do with me and this Alice person, I won’t be deterred. Even if they try to run away from me, I’ll chase them down. I’ll say: “Hey you! You in the flood pants! Come back here! I like the way you flap your arms like a goose when you run. Dude, you should totally be in my play!”
Disclaimer: Please note that I am not writing a play any time soon. I promise. And I promise not to accost people outside fast food restaurants, either. Even if they do have unusual hair or an innovative running style.