to do something for YOU this holiday season.
Yes, I’m talking about buying yourself a one-of-a-kind piece of ORIGINAL art.
I couldn’t help but notice that the bids for my artworks have been, well, non-existent. I understand. You want to see the pieces before committing any significant funds. Fine. You are canny art buyers. I’ll give you that.
Please keep in mind that these effulgent works are virtually unreplicable! Especially the still life with fruit and vegetable. The eggplant and onion were well on their way to a liquid state by the last session. (The red thing is a pomegranate, which I’m here to tell you is damned hard to capture in acrylic. Be assured it’s the last pomegranate I’ll ever attempt. As such, it should be worth quite a bit.)
Another thing to note is that the bold and original painting of the African crane will soon be joined by a matching painting of another crane. The second crane will be doing the crane dance. This is a dance reminiscent the chicken dance practiced by members of the Bluth family. It’s fully out of control and should inspire you to bust a move every time you pass it. Thus, the painting will be decorative and will enable you to forgo a fitness centre membership.
Here they are: My first paintings. Bidding starts at $1 plus shipping and handling. Movie passes to Brokeback Mountain, the latest White Stripes album and/or packages of good quality spaghetti will also be considered.
Please note: these painting are going to be involved in an amateur art show in January so delivery will have to take place after that. But don’t worry. I won’t sell them out from under you, even though I imagine I’ll get quite a few offers.