I am so excited to share with you my latest nomination. This time, it’s not even for one of my books. Instead, Out There itself has been nominated. Oh man, I dreamed of this day but truly, truly, never thought it would happen. I feel like Sally Field.
I’m so excited about this nomination that I have to share it with you. Because I know you’ll be excited too.
“Dear Susan, proprietor of Out There,
We are very excited to inform you have you have been nominated for the NotBloggingMuch Award for your half-hearted blogging efforts over the last year. You have gone more than a month without updating, you have written posts to which not a single reader responded and you have clearly lost interest in your topic, which, as far as we can tell, is yourself and how you don’t blog much.
The competition this year is stiff. We’ve got Leanne’s First Month!!!, which has not been updated for almost a year and a half, the I’m Floyd Landis And I’m Enjoying My Win blog, not updated since July 27, 2006, and the Michael Richards: Coming Soon to a Comedy Festival Near You blog, which has been shut down altogether.
We will be conducting tireless surveys of people who no longer read your blog and even talking to those who never have and never will read your blog. Don’t be afraid to encourage your non-readers to contact us! Blogger is publishing not just for ‘the people’ but also for the people who don’t read your blog much!
Congratulations, Ms. Juby. We will announce the winners, with little or no fanfair, in early June.
Sincerely,
The Judges of the NotBloggingMuch Awards”