for the American people, I will do my part by casting my Canadian ballot for Obama. Of course, I have nowhere to put it, so I’ve decided to just pop it in the nearest Canada Post box and hope for the best.
When I finish work, I will be buying a large movie popcorn (it’s a special occasion, okay?) and sitting in front of the TV to watch the results come in. If necessary, I’ll walk down the hill to mail another ballot to states that seem to need some help. No one could say that I’m not an active citizen of North America. I even voted in the Canadian election, making me one of a select few persons who did so.
Happy Election Day!
First Barack votes…
Then me…