Did I mention that the lovely new mass market edition of Another Kind of Cowboy is now available?
And did I mention that I had dental surgery last week and have been on a soft food diet for six days? At first I thought I might starve (soup is nice, but it’s not really food), but then I discovered my old friend, Alphagetti, as well as ice cream cups and whipped potatoes with butter. So instead of losing weight, as I’d feared, I’m packing it on like I’m in training for the next heavy-weight bout. And did I mention that even though I’ve perfected perhaps the most high calorie, low effort diet ever, I’m bitter and ill-at-ease and it’s all because I miss chips? All true. Which reminds me that if you haven’t heard Patton Oswalt’s riff on KFC’s bowls, you must. (Plenty ‘o swearing: be forewarned.)
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Failure pile in a sadness bowl. I’ll take one of those. Also, in the concert version of this, he refers to the mound as a “hillock” and that makes the whole bit even better.