“Dearest Harper Collins: Declare Sherm the winner already, it’s no longer March and he killed that tree in Brooklyn. Sincerely, April and her army of librarians.”
Personally, I make it a policy NEVER to mess with an army of any kind, especially not librarians. Also, my mom’s tired of voting. Let’s call this thing over. We don’t want a repeat of what happened in Florida in 2000. The librarian army isn’t as easily pushed around as the Gore team.
Sherm’s face here!
Thank you everyone who voted! Sorry, Tree, that Sherm turned you into kindling.